Tag Archives: Steven Seagal

Blog Topics I’m Too Tired to Write

Posted on April 15, 2010 by kat

SARA PALIN:  “I WAS STEVEN SEAGAL’S SEX SLAVE” CORPORATE CEO CAUGHT SMOKING LEADERSHIP PIPELINE IN $400,000 BATHROOM TED NUGENT:  “WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO BECOME A VEGAN?” REPUBLICAN CONGRESSWOMAN MICHELLE BACHMAN HOLDS UP PROOF OF GANGSTA GOVERNMENT … Continue reading →

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Wear Sunglasses, You No-Talent Buffoon

Posted on January 15, 2010 by kat

I recently discovered Steven Seagal has been moonlighting as a Deputy Sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana for the last twenty years.  There is now a reality show called Lawman which follows his antics as he snaps the necks of beer-gutted … Continue reading →

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