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Adios White-Trash Toyota

It’s time to say farewell to an old friend.  Those who have read Waiting for Karl Rove know one of the main characters in the book is my white-trash Toyota.  This faithful transport carried Jeni Decker and me halfway across … Continue reading

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Eliminate Me – Part 3

It’s time for another whining blog to the producers of The Amazing Race. I’ve been working out and have lost nearly ten pounds in two weeks.  (Of course this has NOTHING to do with catching the penguin flu and still … Continue reading

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Rally to Restore Sanity

Right as I pulled into my driveway after traveling 100 miles to the Austin Rally to Restore Sanity, Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds began playing on the radio.  There’s a bit of karma, because that’s what I saw today … Continue reading

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Wanted: A brilliant LITERARY AGENT with size XXL cajones.

Waiting for Karl Rove short teaser Waiting for Karl Rove Trailer Serious inquiries need only apply: jlcallmejeni@aol.com NOTE: Please put Waiting for Karl Rove–Agent Query in the subject line. Queries sent with attachments will not be opened (unless it’s a … Continue reading

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Jeni and I Wish You Were Here

With bail money, pepper spray, a first aid kit and a S.W.A.T. team. What the hell did we get ourselves into? To be continued…

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What Are These Two Women Up To?

  a)            Jeni conned Kat into roving around in this white-trash Toyota; b)           Kat’s drunk because Jeni’s mother called and spent 45  minutes describing how Jeni learned to drive in Mexico; c)            Jeni just realized she needs to pour her beer out … Continue reading

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WHEN YOU ARE ENGULFED IN BOREDOM

  As I prepared myself for work Monday morning it never occurred to me something wonderful would happen by the end of the week.  Every day at the bookstore seemed the same – boring and frustrating.  Too many books and … Continue reading

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 2

I would have never gone to Moore’s book signing if driving my 1995 white-trash Toyota (with the gold package and no front windows) had been the only way to get there.  I hate driving in big-city traffic, especially in a … Continue reading

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