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Wanted: A brilliant LITERARY AGENT with size XXL cajones.

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Jeni and I Wish You Were Here

With bail money, pepper spray, a first aid kit and a S.W.A.T. team. What the hell did we get ourselves into? To be continued…

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What Are These Two Women Up To?

  a)            Jeni conned Kat into roving around in this white-trash Toyota; b)           Kat’s drunk because Jeni’s mother called and spent 45  minutes describing how Jeni learned to drive in Mexico; c)            Jeni just realized she needs to pour her beer out … Continue reading

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WHEN YOU ARE ENGULFED IN BOREDOM

  As I prepared myself for work Monday morning it never occurred to me something wonderful would happen by the end of the week.  Every day at the bookstore seemed the same – boring and frustrating.  Too many books and … Continue reading

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 2

I would have never gone to Moore’s book signing if driving my 1995 white-trash Toyota (with the gold package and no front windows) had been the only way to get there.  I hate driving in big-city traffic, especially in a … Continue reading

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