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Who Do I Have to Sleep With?

Jeni, Richard and I are working on the book trailer for Waiting for Karl Rove.  Once my vocal dramatization of the events occurring on our trip goes viral on the Internet, everyone will know I couldn’t get a part in … Continue reading

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Jeni and I Wish You Were Here

With bail money, pepper spray, a first aid kit and a S.W.A.T. team. What the hell did we get ourselves into? To be continued…

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The Bionic Mattress Whore

I’ve written a series of stories based on actual conversations I’ve had with Richard. The following is what happens when the end user and the computer tech work together on a project. I will mention I gave Richard an entire … Continue reading

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Breakfast in the Twilight Zone

In our house we have what I consider a pleasant Sunday morning ritual. Richard fixes breakfast and then we watch an episode of the original Twilight Zone while we eat. It’s the only meal he is capable of preparing that … Continue reading

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First of All, Geeks Bite the Heads Off Chickens

At this time it is possible to visit this site, but my very own computer expert is revamping it, so bear with us.  Richard takes offense at the term computer geek, so I try not to call him that to his face.   … Continue reading

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Words of Reconciliation

There will be no words of reconciliation today.  

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MEN, YOU BETTER PAUSE

Remember back in high school or college or in the parking lot at your job yesterday how paranoid that weed you smoked made you feel? Me either.  I didn’t smoke weed, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know about paranoia.  … Continue reading

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I NEVER MISS WORK BUT SOMETIMES I DON’T GO

All right Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my colonoscopy.   That sentence is how I explained to co-workers the reason for missing work Monday.  Their theory was that since Richard moved back in, we’ve been having so much sex I … Continue reading

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MOVING RICHARD

Richard had been living in Lockhart, Texas – a real shithole which is supposedly famous for its barbecue.  I visited him in July and we stopped at Lockhart’s most popular BBQ restaurant to check it out. I hate summer because … Continue reading

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 6

LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 6 It shouldn’t take this long to write a damn account of a trip to a book signing. I don’t have writer’s block. What I have is a job and an inability to get more … Continue reading

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