Tag Archives: Richard!!!

Some Things are Better Than Winning the Lottery

Posted on April 28, 2011 by kat

I’m rarely lucky.   I didn’t get that combination of genes that South-of-the-Border and I passed on to our daughter which gave her the most amazing eyelashes I’ve ever seen.  My parents passed along bald eyelids to me.  I quit … Continue reading →

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Binding Contract – This is Gonna Hurt!

Posted on April 15, 2011 by kat

*Names used in this contract are same names used in Waiting for Karl Rove.  If I die or end up in a stupid coma/become a vegetable (I hope it’s a potato because I don’t want to be a rutabaga) then my half … Continue reading →

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The Making of Waiting for Karl Rove

Posted on March 27, 2011 by kat

  While I’ve been stressing out over my four jobs (full-time, part-time, writing and blow) Jeni Decker has been busting her ass fixing my heinous formatting errors of Waiting for Karl Rove.  I will never be able to repay her … Continue reading →

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A Bit Inappropriate – Part 2

Posted on February 19, 2011 by kat

For anyone expecting this blog entry to contain my usual snarky shit (and occasional unnecessary alliteration) it does.  But it also contains some serious matters.  And why wouldn’t it?  It’s about attending Richard’s father’s funeral. Bob was cremated.  To be … Continue reading →

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A Bit Inappropriate

Posted on February 13, 2011 by kat

Richard’s father died recently in Austin.  Bob, a retired Air Force senior master sergeant and retired detective with the Sheriff’s Department was always nice to me.  We got along, even after Richard took me to a book signing and he … Continue reading →

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Holiday Horror? Movie & Armageddon – The Perfect Double Feature

Posted on December 5, 2010 by kat

Richard is preparing my breakfast.  I’ve discussed this process  in great detail in Breakfast in the Twilight Zone. I’m not saying the man I live with is weird, but… He loves to watch crappy movies.  Straight-to-DVD-crappy, with a dollop of shitty … Continue reading →

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South Park vs. Snuggies

Posted on November 15, 2010 by kat

    Forget tossing the baby out with the bathwater.  With the following blog post, Jeni Decker has tossed her future career as my eccentric sidekick into the crapper.  I’ll now be taking applications for an eccentric sidekick.  Those wearing Snuggies need … Continue reading →

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Rally to Restore Sanity

Posted on November 1, 2010 by kat

Right as I pulled into my driveway after traveling 100 miles to the Austin Rally to Restore Sanity, Alive and Kicking by Simple Minds began playing on the radio.  There’s a bit of karma, because that’s what I saw today … Continue reading →

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The Sub-Human Peed (His Pants)

Posted on October 30, 2010 by kat

Kat rang the doorbell with the tip of the gun. I’m really here.  At the lair of the monster.  He’ll pay for what he did. The door opened to reveal a lean man wearing an Indiana Jones fedora.  It clashed … Continue reading →

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Rally to Restore Sanity

Posted on October 24, 2010 by kat

I would give Richard’s left nut (the one he calls Nutty Fuzzell) to go to the Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington, D.C. on October 30th.  I’m serious about that, but since I don’t know anyone interested in giving me … Continue reading →

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