Tag Archives: Remote Control Terrorist

Letter to the Remote Control Terrorist’s Asshole Cat

Posted on April 7, 2013 by kat

Dear Scerbadoo, You are the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; which is saying a lot since I’ve been married, have frequented C&W bars, have stood in line at the DMV, have been a legal secretary and currently work retail. It … Continue reading →

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Brain in a Jar – The Verbatim Monologue

Posted on February 27, 2013 by kat

“I’ve decided the problem with humanity is we surround ourselves with crap,” the Remote Control Terrorist said.  “Everything is crap. That’s why I want to be a brain in a jar. But then I’d decide the jar is crap so … Continue reading →

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Pudsey, You Lose!

Posted on May 14, 2012 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist hurt my feelings the other day.  We had just finished watching a YouTube video of Ashleigh and Pudsey, winners of Britain’s Got Talent. He looked at me and said, “The producers of The Amazing Race should … Continue reading →

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