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Wear Sunglasses, You No-Talent Buffoon

I recently discovered Steven Seagal has been moonlighting as a Deputy Sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana for the last twenty years.  There is now a reality show called Lawman which follows his antics as he snaps the necks of beer-gutted … Continue reading

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