Tag Archives: Moses

Am I Their WTF?

Posted on August 8, 2010 by kat

“Are you their mother?” Am I their what? My reaction caused the waitress at the San Antonio River Walk restaurant to practically throw herself prostate at my feet. I can only imagine HER thoughts. There went my tip. But I’ll … Continue reading →

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Waiting for Karl Rove (and for Kathy Griffin)

Posted on July 11, 2010 by kat

  I wrote a scene for Kathy Griffin in Waiting for Karl Rove because she’s my role model.  When the movie comes out, I won’t sign any contract that doesn’t include Kathy Griffin playing herself in that scene.  A couple … Continue reading →

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Where Everybody Knows

Posted on November 18, 2009 by kat

I was talking to one of my co-workers today. I call her ‘I Swear I’m Going to Shank the Next Fucker Who is Rude to Me’ and she calls me ‘Have You Shanked a Rude Asshole Yet?’ But those names … Continue reading →

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Let’s Get This Roadshow Started

Posted on November 2, 2009 by kat

I talked on the phone this weekend. “Who cares?” you’re probably thinking. Yeah, I know. It’s a fairly basic skill and anyone can do it- even a parrot if it’s on a speaker phone. And parrots probably have something interesting … Continue reading →

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WHEN YOU ARE ENGULFED IN BOREDOM

Posted on June 21, 2009 by kat

  As I prepared myself for work Monday morning it never occurred to me something wonderful would happen by the end of the week.  Every day at the bookstore seemed the same – boring and frustrating.  Too many books and … Continue reading →

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 6

Posted on March 21, 2009 by kat

LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 6 It shouldn’t take this long to write a damn account of a trip to a book signing. I don’t have writer’s block. What I have is a job and an inability to get more … Continue reading →

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP PART 5

Posted on March 16, 2009 by kat

I know what you (the lone reader who stumbled onto this site when your fingers slipped on the keyboard and in error you typed katnovian instead of fatnovian) is thinking. When the fuck is this stupid bitch going to finish … Continue reading →

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 4

Posted on March 9, 2009 by kat

  Once we hit the south side of Austin Richard met us at a prearranged spot.  I waved goodbye to Moses without using spirit fingers and Richard and I caught up by arguing about whether to go to his parents’ … Continue reading →

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 3

Posted on March 8, 2009 by kat

    Remember when the Roadrunner would take off and leave Wile E. Coyote in the dust?  That’s what it’s like talking to Moses in public.  I’ll be in the middle of a sentence and might even be saying something … Continue reading →

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LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 2

Posted on March 2, 2009 by kat

I would have never gone to Moore’s book signing if driving my 1995 white-trash Toyota (with the gold package and no front windows) had been the only way to get there.  I hate driving in big-city traffic, especially in a … Continue reading →

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