Tag Archives: Kat Nove

Anne Rice Behaving Badly

Posted on June 1, 2013 by kat

I’m always out of the loop, but it has come to my attention that if you’re a blogger who gives an Anne Rice book a bad review, Ms. Rice will comment on it.  Apparently this turns her legion of fans … Continue reading →

Posted in Famous People I'm Currently Stalking | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments  

Defeatist Letter to America

Posted on April 22, 2013 by kat

Okay, America. You win. I’ve tried to talk sense into you regarding your penchant for buying crap. You don’t seem to care about all the lost jobs or the slave factories in China where there are suicide nets to keep … Continue reading →

Posted in My Sparkling Existence | Tagged , , , , , , | 2 Comments  

Letter to the Remote Control Terrorist’s Asshole Cat

Posted on April 7, 2013 by kat

Dear Scerbadoo, You are the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; which is saying a lot since I’ve been married, have frequented C&W bars, have stood in line at the DMV, have been a legal secretary and currently work retail. It … Continue reading →

Posted in My Sparkling Existence | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment  

Kat Nove Enters the Witless Protection Program

Posted on March 25, 2013 by kat

I’m a harebrained idiot.  Everyone who knows me can attest to that.  Why else would I approach a mobster and ask if I can not only blog about him, but mock him at the same time? I first met Joe … Continue reading →

Posted in Famous People I'm Currently Stalking, My Sparkling Existence | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments  

50 Shades of Prejudice

Posted on March 15, 2013 by kat

The other day I pulled into the parking lot of a convenience store to purchase a pack of smokes.  Rolling in ahead of me was a middle-aged man on a bike.  Not a spankex-wearing man, pumped full of Tour de … Continue reading →

Posted in My Sparkling Existence | Tagged , , , , , , , | 2 Comments  

Ruling the World by Playing Drunken Beach Volleyball

Posted on March 5, 2013 by kat

I just got home from a long day of being abused by corporate America to find that Hugo Chavez died of cancer.  I’ve written quite a bit of political satire, but only one thing that included Chavez.  This was written … Continue reading →

Posted in My Sparkling Existence, Princess Loser | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment  

Brain in a Jar – The Verbatim Monologue

Posted on February 27, 2013 by kat

“I’ve decided the problem with humanity is we surround ourselves with crap,” the Remote Control Terrorist said.  “Everything is crap. That’s why I want to be a brain in a jar. But then I’d decide the jar is crap so … Continue reading →

Posted in Princess Loser | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment  

Oldies with Woodies

Posted on February 25, 2013 by kat

I guess this story would be considered fan fiction.  It’s included in my new book, If I Can’t Wave Like a Princess I Must Be a Loser. I’m not going to embarrass myself by mentioning how many times I’ve read … Continue reading →

Posted in Princess Loser | Tagged , , , , , , | 1 Comment  

I Can’t Believe Miley Cyrus Did THAT!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist  is sitting next to me suggesting I give this blog entry the title MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE SLIP as click bait.  He says that Fox News does that sort of thing by putting up a teaser that … Continue reading →

Posted in My Sparkling Existence, Princess Loser | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment  

Handy Tips for Christmas Shopping

Posted on December 3, 2012 by kat

There are 22 shopping days until Christmas.  As manager of a book store, my perspective is a bit different from that of customers.  For me, this means three more weeks with no time for lunch or smoke breaks, a full … Continue reading →

Posted in My Sparkling Existence | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments