Tag Archives: Kat Nove

Haiku Showdown

Posted on August 29, 2010 by kat

 Mama Grizzly speaks    seventy-five thousand cash    and bendable straws.       

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Greg Crites Cleans Up America

Posted on August 21, 2010 by kat

Greg Crites (The Hack) is the author of at least 14 hilarious novels.  His best book is Global Swarming because his co-author is not only a brilliant humorist, but also witty and gorgeous.  That would be me.  Go over to … Continue reading →

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Wanted: A brilliant LITERARY AGENT with size XXL cajones.

Posted on July 20, 2010 by kat

Waiting for Karl Rove short teaser Waiting for Karl Rove Trailer Serious inquiries need only apply: jlcallmejeni@aol.com NOTE: Please put Waiting for Karl Rove–Agent Query in the subject line. Queries sent with attachments will not be opened (unless it’s a … Continue reading →

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Who Do I Have to Sleep With?

Posted on July 15, 2010 by kat

Jeni, Richard and I are working on the book trailer for Waiting for Karl Rove.  Once my vocal dramatization of the events occurring on our trip goes viral on the Internet, everyone will know I couldn’t get a part in … Continue reading →

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Waiting for Karl Rove (and for Kathy Griffin)

Posted on July 11, 2010 by kat

  I wrote a scene for Kathy Griffin in Waiting for Karl Rove because she’s my role model.  When the movie comes out, I won’t sign any contract that doesn’t include Kathy Griffin playing herself in that scene.  A couple … Continue reading →

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I Blame Jeni (and Karl Rove)

Posted on July 7, 2010 by kat

I can’t believe I survived a thousand mile road trip from hell with Jeni Decker only to come home and choke to death on a bug.  Well, not quite to death.  But if the phone rings, I won’t be answering … Continue reading →

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Jeni and I Wish You Were Here

Posted on June 20, 2010 by kat

With bail money, pepper spray, a first aid kit and a S.W.A.T. team. What the hell did we get ourselves into? To be continued…

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What Are These Two Women Up To?

Posted on May 6, 2010 by kat

  a)            Jeni conned Kat into roving around in this white-trash Toyota; b)           Kat’s drunk because Jeni’s mother called and spent 45  minutes describing how Jeni learned to drive in Mexico; c)            Jeni just realized she needs to pour her beer out … Continue reading →

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Agent/Writer Snark Duel

Posted on April 18, 2010 by kat

  Posted with the permission of the co-author – Jeni Decker Introduction to Agent/Writer Snark Duel By Jeni Decker Over the span of a year, in an effort to lure a literary agent into representing me, I have received my … Continue reading →

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Switching Teams

Posted on April 9, 2010 by kat

The following is a chapter from my upcoming book. What caring adult among us wouldn’t be supportive of any child who has the guts, determination, discipline and work ethic to compete in the Scripps National Spelling Bee? You can’t see … Continue reading →

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