Tag Archives: Karl Rove

Am I Their WTF?

“Are you their mother?” Am I their what? My reaction caused the waitress at the San Antonio River Walk restaurant to practically throw herself prostate at my feet. I can only imagine HER thoughts. There went my tip. But I’ll … Continue reading

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Wanted: A brilliant LITERARY AGENT with size XXL cajones.

Waiting for Karl Rove short teaser Waiting for Karl Rove Trailer Serious inquiries need only apply: jlcallmejeni@aol.com NOTE: Please put Waiting for Karl Rove–Agent Query in the subject line. Queries sent with attachments will not be opened (unless it’s a … Continue reading

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Who Do I Have to Sleep With?

Jeni, Richard and I are working on the book trailer for Waiting for Karl Rove.  Once my vocal dramatization of the events occurring on our trip goes viral on the Internet, everyone will know I couldn’t get a part in … Continue reading

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I Blame Jeni (and Karl Rove)

I can’t believe I survived a thousand mile road trip from hell with Jeni Decker only to come home and choke to death on a bug.  Well, not quite to death.  But if the phone rings, I won’t be answering … Continue reading

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Jeni and I Wish You Were Here

With bail money, pepper spray, a first aid kit and a S.W.A.T. team. What the hell did we get ourselves into? To be continued…

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What Are These Two Women Up To?

  a)            Jeni conned Kat into roving around in this white-trash Toyota; b)           Kat’s drunk because Jeni’s mother called and spent 45  minutes describing how Jeni learned to drive in Mexico; c)            Jeni just realized she needs to pour her beer out … Continue reading

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