Tag Archives: Karl Rove

Pudsey, You Lose!

Posted on May 14, 2012 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist hurt my feelings the other day.  We had just finished watching a YouTube video of Ashleigh and Pudsey, winners of Britain’s Got Talent. He looked at me and said, “The producers of The Amazing Race should … Continue reading →

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Form Letter to One Lucky Bitch!

Posted on May 4, 2012 by kat

My co-author Jeni Decker thought I was crazy when I suggested we send President Obama a copy of Waiting for Karl Rove.  Crazy like a fox – not because I’m sly and intelligent, but because my legs and face are … Continue reading →

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The Secret Service Better Not Make Me Remove This Post

Posted on April 26, 2012 by kat

At this particular moment in time there are three people I admire more than anyone else on the planet. The first is President Barack Obama.  Now there’s a man who has to put up with a lot of shit from … Continue reading →

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Adios White-Trash Toyota

Posted on September 11, 2011 by kat

It’s time to say farewell to an old friend.  Those who have read Waiting for Karl Rove know one of the main characters in the book is my white-trash Toyota.  This faithful transport carried Jeni Decker and me halfway across … Continue reading →

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Texas, Why Did You Have to Puke Up Another One?

Posted on August 31, 2011 by kat

As a Texan, I’m not going to blather on about what a lying, hypocritical, corporate suck-up Rick Perry is because there are already dozens of blogs discussing these things.  I will mention that if Jesus is really in contact with … Continue reading →

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Tripping Over My Bucket List

Posted on June 5, 2011 by kat

  Photo property of Take That Publications – Kat Nove & Jeni Decker, Publishers The real Kat Nove – no Photoshop I’m pretty sure the Beatles wrote a song called “Here Comes the Pee”   Work is kicking my ass … Continue reading →

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Some Things are Better Than Winning the Lottery

Posted on April 28, 2011 by kat

I’m rarely lucky.   I didn’t get that combination of genes that South-of-the-Border and I passed on to our daughter which gave her the most amazing eyelashes I’ve ever seen.  My parents passed along bald eyelids to me.  I quit … Continue reading →

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Bestselling Authors

Posted on April 23, 2011 by kat

We’re not bestselling authors…yet.  But the feedback we’re getting from people who have read Waiting for Karl Rove has been great!  Everyone who emails us says they are telling everyone they know they have to read it! Judging by the … Continue reading →

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Binding Contract – This is Gonna Hurt!

Posted on April 15, 2011 by kat

*Names used in this contract are same names used in Waiting for Karl Rove.  If I die or end up in a stupid coma/become a vegetable (I hope it’s a potato because I don’t want to be a rutabaga) then my half … Continue reading →

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The Making of Waiting for Karl Rove

Posted on March 27, 2011 by kat

  While I’ve been stressing out over my four jobs (full-time, part-time, writing and blow) Jeni Decker has been busting her ass fixing my heinous formatting errors of Waiting for Karl Rove.  I will never be able to repay her … Continue reading →

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