Tag Archives: Jeni Decker

I Can’t Believe Miley Cyrus Did THAT!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist  is sitting next to me suggesting I give this blog entry the title MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE SLIP as click bait.  He says that Fox News does that sort of thing by putting up a teaser that … Continue reading →

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I Finally Get to Be a Poster Child for Something

Posted on July 15, 2012 by kat

Today the Remote Control Terrorist informed me that he considers me the Poster Child for Berserker Chimps…the kind that attack the stupid people who make them pets. I’m not sure how I feel about that.  I like chimps, but I … Continue reading →

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I Feel Bad About Nora Ephron’s Neck

Posted on June 28, 2012 by kat

I feel bad about Nora Ephron’s neck.  Her astute observations about aging in women are personified by this quote:  “Our faces are lies and our necks are the truth.” When I found out Nora Ephron died this week, I cried.  … Continue reading →

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Pudsey, You Lose!

Posted on May 14, 2012 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist hurt my feelings the other day.  We had just finished watching a YouTube video of Ashleigh and Pudsey, winners of Britain’s Got Talent. He looked at me and said, “The producers of The Amazing Race should … Continue reading →

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Form Letter to One Lucky Bitch!

Posted on May 4, 2012 by kat

My co-author Jeni Decker thought I was crazy when I suggested we send President Obama a copy of Waiting for Karl Rove.  Crazy like a fox – not because I’m sly and intelligent, but because my legs and face are … Continue reading →

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The Secret Service Better Not Make Me Remove This Post

Posted on April 26, 2012 by kat

At this particular moment in time there are three people I admire more than anyone else on the planet. The first is President Barack Obama.  Now there’s a man who has to put up with a lot of shit from … Continue reading →

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To Pee or Not to Pee (Kat & Jeni Do Vegas)

Posted on April 5, 2012 by kat

I don’t like to fly.  Why should I?  Am I the only one who has noticed planes are made of metal (probably lead); they carry hundreds of passengers – many of them lard asses; and their wings don’t even flap?  … Continue reading →

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Tripping Over My Bucket List

Posted on June 5, 2011 by kat

  Photo property of Take That Publications – Kat Nove & Jeni Decker, Publishers The real Kat Nove – no Photoshop I’m pretty sure the Beatles wrote a song called “Here Comes the Pee”   Work is kicking my ass … Continue reading →

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Some Things are Better Than Winning the Lottery

Posted on April 28, 2011 by kat

I’m rarely lucky.   I didn’t get that combination of genes that South-of-the-Border and I passed on to our daughter which gave her the most amazing eyelashes I’ve ever seen.  My parents passed along bald eyelids to me.  I quit … Continue reading →

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Bestselling Authors

Posted on April 23, 2011 by kat

We’re not bestselling authors…yet.  But the feedback we’re getting from people who have read Waiting for Karl Rove has been great!  Everyone who emails us says they are telling everyone they know they have to read it! Judging by the … Continue reading →

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