Tag Archives: If I Can’t Wave Like a Princess I Must be a Loser

Anne Rice Behaving Badly

Posted on June 1, 2013 by kat

I’m always out of the loop, but it has come to my attention that if you’re a blogger who gives an Anne Rice book a bad review, Ms. Rice will comment on it.  Apparently this turns her legion of fans … Continue reading →

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Defeatist Letter to America

Posted on April 22, 2013 by kat

Okay, America. You win. I’ve tried to talk sense into you regarding your penchant for buying crap. You don’t seem to care about all the lost jobs or the slave factories in China where there are suicide nets to keep … Continue reading →

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Letter to the Remote Control Terrorist’s Asshole Cat

Posted on April 7, 2013 by kat

Dear Scerbadoo, You are the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; which is saying a lot since I’ve been married, have frequented C&W bars, have stood in line at the DMV, have been a legal secretary and currently work retail. It … Continue reading →

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Kat Nove Enters the Witless Protection Program

Posted on March 25, 2013 by kat

I’m a harebrained idiot.  Everyone who knows me can attest to that.  Why else would I approach a mobster and ask if I can not only blog about him, but mock him at the same time? I first met Joe … Continue reading →

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Ruling the World by Playing Drunken Beach Volleyball

Posted on March 5, 2013 by kat

I just got home from a long day of being abused by corporate America to find that Hugo Chavez died of cancer.  I’ve written quite a bit of political satire, but only one thing that included Chavez.  This was written … Continue reading →

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Brain in a Jar – The Verbatim Monologue

Posted on February 27, 2013 by kat

“I’ve decided the problem with humanity is we surround ourselves with crap,” the Remote Control Terrorist said.  “Everything is crap. That’s why I want to be a brain in a jar. But then I’d decide the jar is crap so … Continue reading →

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Oldies with Woodies

Posted on February 25, 2013 by kat

I guess this story would be considered fan fiction.  It’s included in my new book, If I Can’t Wave Like a Princess I Must Be a Loser. I’m not going to embarrass myself by mentioning how many times I’ve read … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Believe Miley Cyrus Did THAT!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist  is sitting next to me suggesting I give this blog entry the title MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE SLIP as click bait.  He says that Fox News does that sort of thing by putting up a teaser that … Continue reading →

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Handy Tips for Christmas Shopping

Posted on December 3, 2012 by kat

There are 22 shopping days until Christmas.  As manager of a book store, my perspective is a bit different from that of customers.  For me, this means three more weeks with no time for lunch or smoke breaks, a full … Continue reading →

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I Feel Bad About Nora Ephron’s Neck

Posted on June 28, 2012 by kat

I feel bad about Nora Ephron’s neck.  Her astute observations about aging in women are personified by this quote:  “Our faces are lies and our necks are the truth.” When I found out Nora Ephron died this week, I cried.  … Continue reading →

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