Tag Archives: assholes

Letter to the Remote Control Terrorist’s Asshole Cat

Dear Scerbadoo, You are the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; which is saying a lot since I’ve been married, have frequented C&W bars, have stood in line at the DMV, have been a legal secretary and currently work retail. It … Continue reading

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To Pee or Not to Pee (Kat & Jeni Do Vegas)

I don’t like to fly.  Why should I?  Am I the only one who has noticed planes are made of metal (probably lead); they carry hundreds of passengers – many of them lard asses; and their wings don’t even flap?  … Continue reading

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