“I’m off to see the Weasel,
The wonderful Weasel of castration!
Whenever he gets in a fix,
Guys you better hide your dicks!
I’m off to see the Weasel,
Won’t you come with me?
There’s tits and and a gay monkey,
There’s a cat who’s kinda funky,
It’s a wonderful tale…..
I think you can tell…..
I want you to click on this link!”