Eliminate Me!

Let's start the Race in Vegas...okay?

I’m bored these days.  To be truthful, I’m nearly always bored, but that’s my own fault.  My comfort zone is less than comfortable, but that doesn’t stop me from wrapping it around me like a fuzzy worn-out blanket.

How did I end up a comfort zone junkie?  As a young girl I read all the Nancy Drew books.  I planned on being a sleuth until I got a bit older and read all the Tarzan and John Carter of Mars novels.  I couldn’t wait to be an explorer of exotic worlds and planets.

Instead I did the usual.  Drop out of college.  Get married.  Pop out a kid.  Get divorced.  Take care of legally blind and manipulative grandmother.  Work boring jobs for little money.  Co-write books with terrific writers…

Okay, so that last thing is a bit unusual.  And co-author Jeni Decker is incredibly suggestible…or perhaps she’s also bored.  I watch The Amazing Race and on a whim I sent Jeni an email suggesting we apply to be contestants.

I’ve created a monster.

To be continued…

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About kat

I'm a native Texan who loathes cowboy hats and boots and would rather place a colony of fire ants in my ear canal than listen to country music. I spend way too much time managing a bookstore in San Antonio. After my death, I'm requesting my ashes be placed in the gas tank of my ex-husband's most expensive vehicle. I have a daughter who is reluctant to honor that request, so I'm looking for volunteers.
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One Response to Eliminate Me!

  1. Greg says:

    I’ve never seen Amazing Race, but I’d watch if you two ne’er-do-wells were on it. HAR! Oh, and apparently no one is safe since you discovered Photoshop.

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