Jeni and I Wish You Were Here

With bail money, pepper spray, a first aid kit and a S.W.A.T. team.
What the hell did we get ourselves into?
To be continued…
About kat
I'm a native Texan who loathes cowboy hats and boots and would rather place a colony of fire ants in my ear canal than listen to country music. I spend way too much time managing a bookstore in San Antonio.
After my death, I'm requesting my ashes be placed in the gas tank of my ex-husband's most expensive vehicle. I have a daughter who is reluctant to honor that request, so I'm looking for volunteers.
ahahahahahaha
It seems like everywhere we go, trouble follows. (and that damn Geraldo…)
Did you really go on a trip? How fun!! I can’t believe you two are writing together!
- Corra
The Victorian Heroine