The Weasel Has Wanded
Westley Weasel is now available, narrated by Greg Crites.
Makes me want to break out in song:
(Words and music by Richard.)
“I’m off to see the Weasel,
The wonderful Weasel of castration!
Whenever he gets in a fix,
Guys you better hide your dicks!
I’m off to see the Weasel,
Won’t you come with me?
There’s tits and and a gay monkey,
There’s a cat who’s kinda funky,
It’s a wonderful tale…..
I think you can tell…..
I want you to click on this link!”
About kat
I'm a native Texan who loathes cowboy hats and boots and would rather place a colony of fire ants in my ear canal than listen to country music. I spend way too much time managing a bookstore in San Antonio.
After my death, I'm requesting my ashes be placed in the gas tank of my ex-husband's most expensive vehicle. I have a daughter who is reluctant to honor that request, so I'm looking for volunteers.
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Finished it yesterday – an absolutely great story! I bought it via Greg’s site, hope the Hack doesn’t rip you off
(Well, after reading the story he might be afraid that some parts of his might get ripped off if he tried)…
Keep the stories coming & I am still hoping to hear you narrating one of your short stories/rants in the Literary Lugwrench.
Thanks, Alex! I’m thrilled you liked it. Oh, Greg would never rip me off unless Captain Morgan makes him forget to pay me. In that case, I’ll use Scott Sigler’s chicken scissors to save time and energy.
Kat – for some odd and heretofore unexplained reason, all the links to purchase Westley Weasel are coming up as invalid. I’d love to give you money and read/listen to your work, please tell me how!
Adam,
Thanks for wanting to listen to WW. My “publisher” Greg Crites is in charge of all that stuff, and at the moment he’s at an undisclosed location, drowning in a bottle of Captain Morgan and fly fishing. I’ll see if I can get hold of him, i.e. SCREAM at him, to fix the problem.
Thanks again!
Kat
i love the weasel song! it’s great!