Global Swarming, A Love Story With Zombies, a novel from the twisted minds of Greg Crites and Kat Nove, is now available.
Join Thor and Lily Schannisty, along with a cast of unforgettable characters at Dizzyworld, as they take sarcasm to new levels, battle zombies, and race to save the world.
Greg Crites is the author of numerous books, including Dunkin the Vampire Slayer, Bluetooth Bayou, Zane Sickle, Comic/Adventurer for Hire, and Crusade.
Kat Nove, whose upcoming book is If I Can’t Wave Like a Princess, I Must Be a Loser, has won several awards for her writing.
As one reader said, “Greg and Kat are the comedy team from hell.”
Available now in downloadable MP3 and PDF formats here.
And be sure to check out Global Swarming’s YouTube page. Even though it cost us nothing, it’s priceless! There you’ll find the audio book trailer, and a select few audio book chapter videos! And check out those opening and closing credits, while you’re at it. Whoever did that is brilliant!
Here are the first four chapters in MP3 format:
Visit the official website here.
Ok, so the first treat you’re privy to on listening to Chapter One of Global Swarming, other than that hot beat, are the vocal styling’s of Greg Crites, who frankly sounds like a cross between a pirate with a three pack a day habit, and the guy who services my A/C.
Very accessible, very sexy, very…’I want to hear more but am concerned about the fact that his gravelly voice is turning me on slightly and in general I’m not even partial to men.’ But that mix of hot music and husky voice is apparently a recipe for something naughty, or so my girly parts seem to be whispering.
So I guess that’s a bonus, except that for the duration of Chapter One, a hog’s carcass is being dismembered and that frightening mix of naughty and nasty might be the reason I’ll have double therapy sessions next week.
But, I let go and get into the moment, because this is, after all, a Zombie story so ‘Something Inappropriately Wicked This Way Comes’ is, after all, expected.
Thor and Lilly are getting a divorce. When Lilly’s lawyer informs Thor that she wants half of the butcher shop, he’s none too pleased about it, continuing to hack away at the animal carcass on the slab in front of him as he rants.
Lilly, herself, is what my Nanna used to call her sister–’real heavy furniture’.
I know this because I was privileged enough to read subsequent chapters of this story. Lilly, herself, is a cumulous cloud of sarcasm, and together she and Thor are the perfect storm.
Check it out. Global Swarming is one guilty pleasure that can be afforded in our ever-constricting economy.
Write a book with Greg and see if you still think he sounds sexy. HAR! Thanks, Jeni!
Kat, stop fighting the attraction. You know my mellifluous vocals stir yer loins like a social worker stirring pork n’ beans at a Texas soup kitchen. Just give in to the legendary Crites’ smoothness. HAR! Oh, and thanks, Jenny!
That was my loins being shaken, not stirred, not Kitty-Kat’s.
She’s menopausal, remember? That means she’s flatulant, dry and prone to rage.
But what a difference a day makes. Apathy has now overtaken my loins. Maybe I’ll treat myself to Chapter Two later, though the ‘legendary Crites’ smoothness and it’s impact on said loins is equally disturbing, in my case!
xoxoxo
You guys rock!
Sure hope Richard (the guy who designed this page and has the password and is on here every day doesn’t see this post. Har! Greg, you’re an idiot!
You rock! When your book is published, get your ass down here for a book signing! It will go over really well in Republican Central. We’ll tell ‘em you’re Sara Palin’s sister!