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Category Archives: Famous People I’m Currently Stalking
Am I Their WTF?
“Are you their mother?” Am I their what? My reaction caused the waitress at the San Antonio River Walk restaurant to practically throw herself prostate at my feet. I can only imagine HER thoughts. There went my tip. But I’ll … Continue reading
What Are These Two Women Up To?
a) Jeni conned Kat into roving around in this white-trash Toyota; b) Kat’s drunk because Jeni’s mother called and spent 45 minutes describing how Jeni learned to drive in Mexico; c) Jeni just realized she needs to pour her beer out … Continue reading
Wear Sunglasses, You No-Talent Buffoon
I recently discovered Steven Seagal has been moonlighting as a Deputy Sheriff in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana for the last twenty years. There is now a reality show called Lawman which follows his antics as he snaps the necks of beer-gutted … Continue reading
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Give Me Some Credit
I demand to be given credit for choosing to stalk certain types of famous people. Oh, sure. I could be stalking Tom Cruise. He’s a great actor who’s smoking hot. I’m not even too old for him considering that whole … Continue reading
Let’s Get This Roadshow Started
I talked on the phone this weekend. “Who cares?” you’re probably thinking. Yeah, I know. It’s a fairly basic skill and anyone can do it- even a parrot if it’s on a speaker phone. And parrots probably have something interesting … Continue reading
I’m a Star!
In his response to one of my quarterly stalking emails, bestselling author Christopher Moore told me I’m a star! I’m not going to reveal why he said it. I think it will be more fun for readers to take a quiz. … Continue reading
WHEN YOU ARE ENGULFED IN BOREDOM
As I prepared myself for work Monday morning it never occurred to me something wonderful would happen by the end of the week. Every day at the bookstore seemed the same – boring and frustrating. Too many books and … Continue reading
LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 6
LITERARY ROAD TRIP – PART 6 It shouldn’t take this long to write a damn account of a trip to a book signing. I don’t have writer’s block. What I have is a job and an inability to get more … Continue reading
LITERARY ROAD TRIP PART 5
I know what you (the lone reader who stumbled onto this site when your fingers slipped on the keyboard and in error you typed katnovian instead of fatnovian) is thinking. When the fuck is this stupid bitch going to finish … Continue reading
