Category Archives: Amazing Race

Entries where I pathetically beg the producers of The Amazing Race to pick me as a contestant so I can get the hell out of Texas.

Pudsey, You Lose!

The Remote Control Terrorist hurt my feelings the other day.  We had just finished watching a YouTube video of Ashleigh and Pudsey, winners of Britain’s Got Talent. He looked at me and said, “The producers of The Amazing Race should … Continue reading

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Eliminate Me – Part 3

It’s time for another whining blog to the producers of The Amazing Race. I’ve been working out and have lost nearly ten pounds in two weeks.  (Of course this has NOTHING to do with catching the penguin flu and still … Continue reading

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Eliminate Me! Part 2

So now Jeni and are on an impossible quest.  Not to win The Amazing Race, but to be selected by the producers.  Despite the fact that we’d be perfect for the show - what with our being smartass clones of each … Continue reading

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Eliminate Me!

I’m bored these days.  To be truthful, I’m nearly always bored, but that’s my own fault.  My comfort zone is less than comfortable, but that doesn’t stop me from wrapping it around me like a fuzzy worn-out blanket. How did … Continue reading

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