Category Archives: My Sparkling Existence

Greg Crites Cleans Up America

Posted on August 21, 2010 by kat

Greg Crites (The Hack) is the author of at least 14 hilarious novels.  His best book is Global Swarming because his co-author is not only a brilliant humorist, but also witty and gorgeous.  That would be me.  Go over to … Continue reading →

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Am I Their WTF?

Posted on August 8, 2010 by kat

“Are you their mother?” Am I their what? My reaction caused the waitress at the San Antonio River Walk restaurant to practically throw herself prostate at my feet. I can only imagine HER thoughts. There went my tip. But I’ll … Continue reading →

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What Are These Two Women Up To?

Posted on May 6, 2010 by kat

  a)            Jeni conned Kat into roving around in this white-trash Toyota; b)           Kat’s drunk because Jeni’s mother called and spent 45  minutes describing how Jeni learned to drive in Mexico; c)            Jeni just realized she needs to pour her beer out … Continue reading →

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Agent/Writer Snark Duel

Posted on April 18, 2010 by kat

  Posted with the permission of the co-author – Jeni Decker Introduction to Agent/Writer Snark Duel By Jeni Decker Over the span of a year, in an effort to lure a literary agent into representing me, I have received my … Continue reading →

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Blog Topics I’m Too Tired to Write

Posted on April 15, 2010 by kat

SARA PALIN:  “I WAS STEVEN SEAGAL’S SEX SLAVE” CORPORATE CEO CAUGHT SMOKING LEADERSHIP PIPELINE IN $400,000 BATHROOM TED NUGENT:  “WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO BECOME A VEGAN?” REPUBLICAN CONGRESSWOMAN MICHELLE BACHMAN HOLDS UP PROOF OF GANGSTA GOVERNMENT … Continue reading →

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What Do They Have That I Don’t?

Posted on March 30, 2010 by kat

Book store managers are given check lists instructing them where to place books. I do this, but I also think customers should be stopped on their way to buying yet another useless and poorly written self-help, political or vampire romance … Continue reading →

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The Sports (Movie) Fan

Posted on February 13, 2010 by kat

 I don’t play sports and rarely watch them, but I’m a huge sports movie junkie. If my sports don’t come with drama, romance and a cool soundtrack, I don’t care about them. Before you point your finger and accuse me … Continue reading →

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Call Me a Romantic

Posted on February 1, 2010 by kat

I watch two hours of cable news every morning to get a jump-start on being irritated for the rest of the day.  Even more annoying than the know-it-all and smug pundits, are the commercials shown that early.  Acne medicine endorsed by … Continue reading →

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Wii Fit – Oh Shiit

Posted on January 24, 2010 by kat

I wonder what happened?     I bought a 2010 Wonder Woman calendar this year.  Growing  up, I read hundreds of comic books – DC, not Marvel.  I wish I still had those comics in pristine condition because if I’d had … Continue reading →

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Time Out

Posted on January 14, 2010 by kat

After working retail over the holidays (which this year lasted from August and won’t end until around June) I decided if I didn’t want my head to explode, I better take a few vacation days.  My timing is always off though.  … Continue reading →

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