Category Archives: My Sparkling Existence

Defeatist Letter to America

Posted on April 22, 2013 by kat

Okay, America. You win. I’ve tried to talk sense into you regarding your penchant for buying crap. You don’t seem to care about all the lost jobs or the slave factories in China where there are suicide nets to keep … Continue reading →

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Letter to the Remote Control Terrorist’s Asshole Cat

Posted on April 7, 2013 by kat

Dear Scerbadoo, You are the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; which is saying a lot since I’ve been married, have frequented C&W bars, have stood in line at the DMV, have been a legal secretary and currently work retail. It … Continue reading →

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Kat Nove Enters the Witless Protection Program

Posted on March 25, 2013 by kat

I’m a harebrained idiot.  Everyone who knows me can attest to that.  Why else would I approach a mobster and ask if I can not only blog about him, but mock him at the same time? I first met Joe … Continue reading →

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50 Shades of Prejudice

Posted on March 15, 2013 by kat

The other day I pulled into the parking lot of a convenience store to purchase a pack of smokes.  Rolling in ahead of me was a middle-aged man on a bike.  Not a spankex-wearing man, pumped full of Tour de … Continue reading →

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Ruling the World by Playing Drunken Beach Volleyball

Posted on March 5, 2013 by kat

I just got home from a long day of being abused by corporate America to find that Hugo Chavez died of cancer.  I’ve written quite a bit of political satire, but only one thing that included Chavez.  This was written … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Believe Miley Cyrus Did THAT!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist  is sitting next to me suggesting I give this blog entry the title MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE SLIP as click bait.  He says that Fox News does that sort of thing by putting up a teaser that … Continue reading →

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Are you finally done with me, 2012?

Posted on January 1, 2013 by kat

I’m not going to specifically bitch too much about what a shitty year 2012 was for me.  I’m writing a blog entry, not a novel.  One good thing did happen.  I finally met the incomparable Jeni Decker in Las Vegas.  … Continue reading →

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Handy Tips for Christmas Shopping

Posted on December 3, 2012 by kat

There are 22 shopping days until Christmas.  As manager of a book store, my perspective is a bit different from that of customers.  For me, this means three more weeks with no time for lunch or smoke breaks, a full … Continue reading →

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A Suburban Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2012 by kat

“I mean it, Jake. You keep a close eye on your little brother or you’ll be grounded until next Halloween.” The miniature Wal-Mart Spiderman sitting on the bottom step of the staircase giggled, then clasped both small hands over his … Continue reading →

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To Mock or Not to Mock? That is a Stupid Question.

Posted on August 4, 2012 by kat

I’m a bookstore manager.  When I took the position, I imagined I’d get to meet interesting and intelligent people.  Did I mention the bookstore is in Texas? Some of my brighter customers ask for the third book in a treeology.  … Continue reading →

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