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Am I Their WTF?
“Are you their mother?” Am I their what? My reaction caused the waitress at the San Antonio River Walk restaurant to practically throw herself prostate at my feet. I can only imagine HER thoughts. There went my tip. But I’ll … Continue reading
Wanted: A brilliant LITERARY AGENT with size XXL cajones.
Waiting for Karl Rove short teaser Waiting for Karl Rove Trailer Serious inquiries need only apply: jlcallmejeni@aol.com NOTE: Please put Waiting for Karl Rove–Agent Query in the subject line. Queries sent with attachments will not be opened (unless it’s a … Continue reading
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Who Do I Have to Sleep With?
Jeni, Richard and I are working on the book trailer for Waiting for Karl Rove. Once my vocal dramatization of the events occurring on our trip goes viral on the Internet, everyone will know I couldn’t get a part in … Continue reading
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Waiting for Karl Rove (and for Kathy Griffin)
I wrote a scene for Kathy Griffin in Waiting for Karl Rove because she’s my role model. When the movie comes out, I won’t sign any contract that doesn’t include Kathy Griffin playing herself in that scene. A couple … Continue reading
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I Blame Jeni (and Karl Rove)
I can’t believe I survived a thousand mile road trip from hell with Jeni Decker only to come home and choke to death on a bug. Well, not quite to death. But if the phone rings, I won’t be answering … Continue reading
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