Category Archives: Waiting for Karl Rove

The Secret Service Better Not Make Me Remove This Post

Posted on April 26, 2012 by kat

At this particular moment in time there are three people I admire more than anyone else on the planet. The first is President Barack Obama.  Now there’s a man who has to put up with a lot of shit from … Continue reading →

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Some Things are Better Than Winning the Lottery

Posted on April 28, 2011 by kat

I’m rarely lucky.   I didn’t get that combination of genes that South-of-the-Border and I passed on to our daughter which gave her the most amazing eyelashes I’ve ever seen.  My parents passed along bald eyelids to me.  I quit … Continue reading →

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Bestselling Authors

Posted on April 23, 2011 by kat

We’re not bestselling authors…yet.  But the feedback we’re getting from people who have read Waiting for Karl Rove has been great!  Everyone who emails us says they are telling everyone they know they have to read it! Judging by the … Continue reading →

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Binding Contract – This is Gonna Hurt!

Posted on April 15, 2011 by kat

*Names used in this contract are same names used in Waiting for Karl Rove.  If I die or end up in a stupid coma/become a vegetable (I hope it’s a potato because I don’t want to be a rutabaga) then my half … Continue reading →

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The Making of Waiting for Karl Rove

Posted on March 27, 2011 by kat

  While I’ve been stressing out over my four jobs (full-time, part-time, writing and blow) Jeni Decker has been busting her ass fixing my heinous formatting errors of Waiting for Karl Rove.  I will never be able to repay her … Continue reading →

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Am I Their WTF?

Posted on August 8, 2010 by kat

  “Are you their mother?”  Am I their what?  My reaction caused the waitress at the San Antonio River Walk restaurant to practically throw herself prostate at my feet. I can only imagine HER thoughts.  There went my tip. 

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Wanted: A brilliant LITERARY AGENT with size XXL cajones.

Posted on July 20, 2010 by kat

Waiting for Karl Rove short teaser Waiting for Karl Rove Trailer Serious inquiries need only apply: jlcallmejeni@aol.com NOTE: Please put Waiting for Karl Rove–Agent Query in the subject line. Queries sent with attachments will not be opened (unless it’s a … Continue reading →

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Who Do I Have to Sleep With?

Posted on July 15, 2010 by kat

  Jeni, Richard and I are working on the book trailer for Waiting for Karl Rove.  Once my vocal dramatization of the events occurring on our trip goes viral on the Internet, everyone will know I couldn’t get a part … Continue reading →

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Waiting for Karl Rove (and for Kathy Griffin)

Posted on July 11, 2010 by kat

  I wrote a scene for Kathy Griffin in Waiting for Karl Rove because she’s my role model.  When the movie comes out, I won’t sign any contract that doesn’t include Kathy Griffin playing herself in that scene.  A couple … Continue reading →

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I Blame Jeni (and Karl Rove)

Posted on July 7, 2010 by kat

I can’t believe I survived a thousand mile road trip from hell with Jeni Decker only to come home and choke to death on a bug.  Well, not quite to death.  But if the phone rings, I won’t be answering … Continue reading →

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