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About kat

I'm a native Texan who loathes cowboy hats and boots and would rather place a colony of fire ants in my ear canal than listen to country music. I spend way too much time managing a bookstore in San Antonio. After my death, I'm requesting my ashes be placed in the gas tank of my ex-husband's most expensive vehicle. I have a daughter who is reluctant to honor that request, so I'm looking for volunteers.

Anne Rice Behaving Badly

Posted on June 1, 2013 by kat

I’m always out of the loop, but it has come to my attention that if you’re a blogger who gives an Anne Rice book a bad review, Ms. Rice will comment on it.  Apparently this turns her legion of fans … Continue reading →

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Defeatist Letter to America

Posted on April 22, 2013 by kat

Okay, America. You win. I’ve tried to talk sense into you regarding your penchant for buying crap. You don’t seem to care about all the lost jobs or the slave factories in China where there are suicide nets to keep … Continue reading →

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Letter to the Remote Control Terrorist’s Asshole Cat

Posted on April 7, 2013 by kat

Dear Scerbadoo, You are the biggest asshole I’ve ever met; which is saying a lot since I’ve been married, have frequented C&W bars, have stood in line at the DMV, have been a legal secretary and currently work retail. It … Continue reading →

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Kat Nove Enters the Witless Protection Program

Posted on March 25, 2013 by kat

I’m a harebrained idiot.  Everyone who knows me can attest to that.  Why else would I approach a mobster and ask if I can not only blog about him, but mock him at the same time? I first met Joe … Continue reading →

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50 Shades of Prejudice

Posted on March 15, 2013 by kat

The other day I pulled into the parking lot of a convenience store to purchase a pack of smokes.  Rolling in ahead of me was a middle-aged man on a bike.  Not a spankex-wearing man, pumped full of Tour de … Continue reading →

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Ruling the World by Playing Drunken Beach Volleyball

Posted on March 5, 2013 by kat

I just got home from a long day of being abused by corporate America to find that Hugo Chavez died of cancer.  I’ve written quite a bit of political satire, but only one thing that included Chavez.  This was written … Continue reading →

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Brain in a Jar – The Verbatim Monologue

Posted on February 27, 2013 by kat

“I’ve decided the problem with humanity is we surround ourselves with crap,” the Remote Control Terrorist said.  “Everything is crap. That’s why I want to be a brain in a jar. But then I’d decide the jar is crap so … Continue reading →

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Oldies with Woodies

Posted on February 25, 2013 by kat

I guess this story would be considered fan fiction.  It’s included in my new book, If I Can’t Wave Like a Princess I Must Be a Loser. I’m not going to embarrass myself by mentioning how many times I’ve read … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Believe Miley Cyrus Did THAT!

Posted on February 18, 2013 by kat

The Remote Control Terrorist  is sitting next to me suggesting I give this blog entry the title MILEY CYRUS NIPPLE SLIP as click bait.  He says that Fox News does that sort of thing by putting up a teaser that … Continue reading →

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Are you finally done with me, 2012?

Posted on January 1, 2013 by kat

I’m not going to specifically bitch too much about what a shitty year 2012 was for me.  I’m writing a blog entry, not a novel.  One good thing did happen.  I finally met the incomparable Jeni Decker in Las Vegas.  … Continue reading →

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